One Fruity Ronnie

Magnificent Magda

Young Fellows and the Like

There was a young fellow of Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
In a month, silly ass,
He was covered in grass,
And couldn’t sit down for the weeds.

There's nothing like a limerick to put a smile on your dial.
To read some more visit Jeanette Winterson's poetry page.

Dave Allen on Religion