Clutch This Tightly (it cost $4000)

I won't dare call this Valentino Crystal-Embellished Feather Clutch kitsch. It is borderline though, which is what makes it so appealing.

The 'blush and black feather clutch has a crystal bird embellishment. It has a square frame lined in pink leather, sequin and bead embellishment at sides, pale pink satin panels at sides and base, an internal patch pocket, an optional gold chain, a hammered clip fastening and is lined in pink satin.'
Yeesh.